My landlord, the mysterious Huang of Peachtree Corners, one of 8,000 in the area, recently sent me their latest rent increase notice.
My rent is going up by exactly $53.25! Not a typo. Fifty three fuckin dollars, oh! and 25 motherfucking cents.
I thought last year was nuts when the rent was raised by 84 dollars.
“Why not 85 dollars? 80 dollars?” I wondered. That would make sense.
Eighty-FOUR dollars? Crazy. I wondered if they have spy cams in the smoke detectors or something and maybe they saw me doing bad things and this was their way of fining me without revealing the cameras. It bugged me, but I shrugged it off.
And now it’s an increase of $53.25. Where do they get that? I’m almost certain they have cameras on me. I calculated that if I was fined a quarter for every time I dressed as a furry at home, the bill would be exactly 53 dollars and 25 centavos.
It reminds me of that old joke Old Man Pickle Nose likes:
A man and his wife are broke
He can’t get a job.
The man says, “Go out and sell your pussy.”
The wife agrees and a month later comes back with money
The man says,”How much.”
The wife says, “200 dollars and 25 cents.”
The man says,”WTF? Who gave you 25 cents?”
The wife says,
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