A man crush is not necessarily a physical admiration of another man. But it is certainly more than an admiration of another man’s mind. The truth is, if you feel disappointment because another man did not call you today, you have a man crush.
Forget about smartphone use by motorists, how many people are killed because they drive with dogs in their laps? Hopefully all of them.
Didn’t this happen to Carrie Underwood once?
On the news, I heard a reporter give the grim story of how an inner city youth named DeAnthony was killed in some inner city mischief.
I can’t help but think that his name had a little something to do with the fact that he was DeAnthonized.When you name your kid in the negative such as DeAnthony, or UnShawn, or Nochelle, you have to understand that you are putting a target on their back.
Henceforth, I am calling my daughter, Proretha.
Proretha joined me for Passover on United Airlines.She reports she was not bumped or dragged from the plane at any point.I was hoping she would be bumped and dragged
because the guy who was bumped and dragged is going to be rich soon.
Meanwhile, on Southwest Airlines, the stewie announced that no peanuts would be served on my flight home from Passover because someone on the plane had a peanut allergy.
I asked her if she would respect my allergies to dogs by getting the dog in my row off the plane.She said no and I suffered.
The peanut allergy lobby is powerful. Well played, sneezenuts.